
Cop walks up to a cow who witnessed a crime, cow says 'grill me'
Cop walks up to a horse who witnessed a crime. Cops say 'did you see what happened here? Horse says neigh. Cop says any idea who did it? Horse says 'No glue'
Cop walks up to a chicken after writing him a noise violation, and asks 'What were you listening to anyway?' Chick says 'Bach'
Cop walks up to a rabbi who witnessed a crime, and asks 'What'd Jew see?'
Cop walks up to a sheep who witnessed a crime. Cop says how was it? Sheep says 'baaaad'
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